Tuesday, May 21, 2013

5/21/13

It was Jason's job to stand guard while Timmy grabbed the shaving cream and a feather, but he lived in fear all the while that Great Uncle Ralph would wake up before they were ready to pull their prank.

Carol Sue's father was so patient in driving her around the town and allowing her to practice her Li'l Miss Buttercup parade wave, but her mother was getting tired of trying to whiten her panties from all the road dirt and hood film...

As the race between Valerie and Kris was about to begin, Kris couldn't help wondering if Valerie wasn't getting an unfair advantage by starting at the lip of the pool (and being twice her height!)
The Sidebottoms were content to keep living in their house built upon a recent landfill, but guests unaccustomed to to the home's orientation sometimes had to request a lid for their drinks.
While the other children were completely content to make due with the toys in Miss Shavelson's recess room, Avery often got infuriated when the other kids refused to play Burger Chef with him.
And so with one swift, sly maneuver, Dave and Jesse pulled off the very first recorded "double" photo bomb.
Zippo himself could think of a good half-dozen other ways that Lester might have held him still for the camera...

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