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| Beatrice taught all her girls how to dress with flair, stand with poise, beautify their hair and to smile... but there was one little detail that even she herself had failed to fully master. |
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| Jerrod was thrilled to receive his remote control ambulance on Christmas morning. The only trouble is, it had so much zip to it - and the cord on it was so short - that after only one use, he was dragged face first across the living room and required a real one! |
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| Initially, Sukie liked speaking to the little girl in the apartment next door, but before long she began to realize that her new friend was not only copying all of her clothes right down to the smallest detail, but also turned into a mynah bird, saying everything she said exactly when she said it! |
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| Myra couldn't wait to start her first night as the dining room hostess at The Flaming Hydrangea and wondered if, with a little determination and a touch more cleavage, she might someday be promoted to cocktail waitress. |
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| Of all the dreaded outfits that Clifford's mom set out for him to wear, none was more humiliating than this one, which always seemed to prompt his less-understanding classmates to dub him, "Ol' Saggy Boobs"... |
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| Decades before eharmony.com or match.com, Pierre the French Poodle did his own matchmaking, setting up lonely neighbors with one another by coaxing them into each other's yards in exchange for the occasional scotch and leftover Porterhouse bone. |
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