Tuesday, May 28, 2013

5/28/13

Regardless of whether the portrait was for posterity or not, The Hafflid Family was not interested in opening their eyes all the way unless they deemed it completely necessary.

Even from her earliest age, Celeste's mother knew that her little girl had a propensity for becoming a purveyor of idle gossip. 

Once again, Toby's third-place finish in the Buchanan County Diving Association contest took a back-seat to Cloris' new perm. 
Even taking into account the extra 12x12 peach cobbler he was given to take home, Howard was finding it tiresome to give both Edna and Great Aunt Clarice "pony" rides during every one of their monthly get-togethers. 
Though Lenore had been rescued three full years now from her four-month-long ordeal with the cannibals, occasionally, during moments of stress, those old urges bubbled back to the surface. 
Until Sylvia could fully adjust to her new glass eye, certain precautions would have to be made... 
Before the shipwreck, Arnold was a 5'8", 165-pounder, but upon his rescue, Rascal still recognized his whittled-down owner. 

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