2/28/19

When Frank got Carolee to accept a swim date with him on the Jersey Shore, he hadn't dreamed for a moment that she'd bring along her latest pal Gene in the bargain, but as the day wore on he became less and less irritated by it...

Lewis Coleman was thrilled with his strawberry birthday cake and an assortment of large helium balloons until someone opened a window and he went sailing out clinging to this yellow one!

File Photo: Last known picture of The Weinbergers before each one in turn disappeared, leaving only Wendy and her cherished doll Casper...

2/26/19

Richie was so startled by how how his date Ramona looked for the Spring Senior Social, but later had to admit that he'd gotten tangled up in her shawl between second and third base and was hoping he'd never see that again after tonight!

Vivian wasn't as disturbed as Lucie was over the fact that their "deluxe" accommodations at Foxwood Spa only included one twin bed for the both of them!

Estelle got a little too vigorous with the coordinated wrap from her new Pogue's ensemble and unfortunately knocked her hanging lamp off its hook!

2/21/19

And so the inevitable day came that Lassie's parents had been dreading. Her fame as a screen actress attracted one of the local bad boys, Chopper, who came to pick up their daughter on his cycle...

The children really meant it when they demanded that Uncle Carl give up smoking as part of Heart & Lung Awareness Day, so when he refused, they staged an intervention.

Cathy Lea was so excited to head to Jimmy's house after prom to meet his family... until she went to the powder room and discovered that his mother owned a toilet paper cozy with a brunette doll on it and a crocheted dress almost exactly like the one she had on!

You thought I was kidding....?

2/19/19

Feeling a little queasy after her questionable lunch at Hurl's Roadside Diner, Flatula asked Ronnie to pull over at the next town so she could look for some bicarbonate of soda at a local drugstore.

File Photo: Even celebrities such as Elsie, the Bordon Cow, have been known to have endured awkward "tween years" as seen in this snapshot from an elementary school career day in the library.

On his way to Ford Theatre, Mr. Lincoln was stopped by a young admirer who asked if he would skip the play "My American Cousin" and instead come to tea at her house with her stuffed animals, but - fatefully - he declined...

2/14/19

Happy Valentine's Day 

from Krazy Kaptions!

Emily remained surprisingly happy in spite of the fact that just before it was time for pictures with her sisters Janie and Cora Sue, their bull terrier grabbed her homemade Valentine holder, chewed it up, hurled it to the ground and then peed on it!

Jennifer really cleaned up on Valentine's Day. Now it was time to figure out how in the world she was going to fulfill all the little romantic promises she'd made to the men in her office over the course of only one short weekend!

Although he enjoyed Christmas and The 4th of July, it was really Valentine's Day that most warmed the heart of Tyrell...

2/12/19

Opening day of the tourist season for the South Harbor Beach Patrol and Kerrigan was eager to prove that he could pass all the necessary tests and earned his initialed one-piece.

Melody had all the other cheerleaders green with envy over her new, oversized, homemade pom-poms, but that quickly dissipated during the first away game when it rained heavily and all that remained were two sopping blobs of wet crepe paper.

Ensign Haines lost his duffel bag on his last shore leave and had been pilfering items from his fellow sailors, but once it was found out, they began reclaiming each article piece by piece!

2/7/19

Sebastion found it impossible to enjoy playing ball in the backyard unless the grass was cut to specification by his master Verl, so he supervised the mowing firsthand each week.

Raffles loved bathtime so much that often he'd go and root in the compost heap or manure pile on purpose just so Ronnie and Lurene would have to take time out to scrub him down!

Great Aunt Leatha had been a decent sitter for a few weeks until she began to get a little confused. So when she put Bowser in the playpen and Theo in the kennel, Theo's parents decided to make other arrangements.

2/5/19

Lorelei used the statuette in her master bedroom as a guide for her look at the 7th Annual Panegyri Festival, but was disappointed that she wasn't able to properly duplicate the off-the-shoulder look with her gown.

Addison and Whit spent all morning getting their beach house ready for a delightful cook-out to be followed by a spirited game of Spin the Bottle, but Addison fretted that they hadn't stocked enough tonic water for the night.

Jemima had expressly requested a poolside room at La Flora Resort and was disappointed that there was no easy access to it for her morning laps, so she decided to create her own shortcut!

Bonus Pic: After a wild night at the beach house, Whit decided to relax most of the afternoon with Clarice and some light reading...