5/06/13

The bank was robbed, the grocery store looted and the pharmacy cleared of all its contents, so Louie could proceed to the next vulnerable one-horse town.

Holiday fervor had reached a peak in New Clarion and Bernie felt that with enough donations dropped into Santa Clyde's pickle bucket, they might finally be able to put a roof on the VFW.

The Bunchie, an early forerunner to the Snuggie, almost took off like wildfire in 1972 until it was discovered that the wearer was unable to make it from one room to another without benefit of assistance.

Carter unfailingly found Kimberly's attic parties to become far more lively whenever he added 3/4 of a cup of rubbing alcohol to the punch!

Mrs. Forrest was used to Jimmy playing "possum" in the morning when it was time to rise for school, but she was not accustomed to seeing one in bed with him!

Not only were Norman, Lottie and Carleen the first polygamous trio to hit Springfield, but the ladies were also marvels of fashion trend-setting.