5/15/13

The stereo was rocking Barry White, the Courvoisier was breathing, her new get-up from Casual Corner was doin' its thing, her special red mood light was plugged in and ready to go and Nicolette was happenin', baby!  The only thing she'd forgotten to do was water that plant...

Mr. and Mrs. Turnbaum would certainly miss their glass fireplace screen and the panes of the left-hand door of their built-in curio case, but it was all worth it to see little Celia attempt to pirouette for the camera.

Diane, always the most brand-conscious member of the Trotwood Bridge Association, wondered to herself if this gift of Pierre Cardin perfume was going to make the right personal statement.

Scarlett's favorite thing to do in the late fall was stroll across the grounds of Tara to the oversized poinsettia tree, but every once in a while that cow India Wilkes would beat her there!

Clara was unable to disguise her disappointment that Mother Claxton was here for another of her visits.  Not only had she invested in new shoes that gave her a domineering stance, but her jungle red nails were primed for the kill once again.

Glynnis realized that Denise had her fair share of pain, but, after all, was a hemorrhoid pillow really necessary for what was only to be a 20 minute boat ride?

Once again, despite having been warned countless times about how rude it was, Larry felt the need to taste Juanita's tomato bisque right from the ladle.