5/14/13

Shawna was so fond of Aunt Fern that she agreed to swap out headgear for the afternoon, so that Fern could get a little morale boost.

Berniece and Walter had always suspected that their trip to the Caribbean would be fun, but after Walter picked up Swedish stewardess Ilka on the flight in, they now knew it was going to be a swingin' time!

Being neighborly was one thing, but Shep thought it was pushing things for Harv to make him serve as an emergency brake on his run-down Chevy while he ran inside to change for golf.

Hermie wasn't just in time-out for back-talking Janice.  He was in time-out for stomping across her freshly waxed kitchen floor after having just come in from lariat practice.

Skip didn't so much mind sharing his birthday (and, in actuality, his life) with Gomez the Cat, but it did sting a bit that Gomez' birthday cake was bigger than his own.

It was mostly smiles at the 14th Annual Copper Flange Sales Banquet, but Jock was still miffed that he'd given Garry one job (arranging the microphone cord) and he'd managed to foul it up.

Sylvia came THISCLOSE to winning the Liza Minnelli lookalike contest, but got confused when someone advised her to bring along "plenty of white stuff," resulting in a fourth place finish.