When her father called her and told her to get down to his department store as soon as possible, June had no idea what he had in mind that day for "June Clearance!" |
Rosamund saw no need for a quick trip to the corner store to be a thing of blah, so she decked herself out and sang carols all the way there and back... |
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And when Rosamund left the house there was finally peace and quiet for the first time since Thanksgiving for her husband Luther!
Carolmarie looks like she's about to pop! Her nose, that is.
BrianB
"'Cause we need some peace and quiet, right this very minute... shut yer freakin' blowhole... or I'm gonna pin it!" - Luther. LOL
Ha! I had friends many years ago who knew the rude lyrics to a bunch of Christmas songs. The only line I remember is "Check the balls on that cute collie, Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
BrianB
Hey! It's Charles Nelson Reilly.
BrianB, I love being a makeshift lyricist on songs... LOL Last night while rehearsing the song "Waterloo," my friend and I got to giggling like childish idiots because she sang, "Waterboob." Puerile... Ha ha! I also once did all new lyrics to "Tomorrow." Can't recall them, but it went, "Your son'll come out. Tomorrow. Bet a top or bottom that tomorrow...." !!!
Knuckles! LOL Early CNR.
Hilarious Poseidon. Annie lyrics. You could rewrite the whole play based on that. Really really great. I’m gonna steal that one.
I think there was also something like, "When I'm stuck with a gay, whose gray and lonely, I just whip out my d*ck and grin and say.... ohhhhh...!" LOLOLOL I get a percentage of the profits, btw....! :-)
Bring it on “Daddy” Warbucks...
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