Tuesday, March 10, 2020

3/10/20

It was a lengthy wait outside until the bridal party could make their way through the processional and, unfortunately, third groomsman Richie had taken a few too many sips from his flask and needed to relieve himself on the nearest tree before the ceremony!
While no one was happy that Miss Netticott had passed on, her neighbor June and daughters Karen and Valerie did manage to have a great time rummaging through the estate sale for all sorts of fun finds.
Rayanne wasn't about to have a repeat of what happened to her cousin Mary, who made the mistake of blowing out the candles toward the flammable living room drapes at her house, so she turned her back to them and extinguished the candles without incident.

4 comments:

BrianB said...

Personally I'd have been creeped out wearing a dead woman's no longer needed eyeglass frames but after all they were Oscar de la Renta and Evan Picone so June and Valerie really scored! Poor Karen might have done so as well but they buried Miss Netticott in the Anne Kleins!

BrianB

Poseidon3 said...

Ha ha! Sadly, though, none of them had the exact same prescription as the deceased, so they missed a couple of dings in her "china" and other tableware....

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

That bridal party color theme would have matched well with the burgundy-velour/pink shirt tuxedo theme I had to wear as a ten-year old ring bearer. It wouldn't have been so bad had I been allowed to wear flowers in my hair...but, nooooo!!!!!

Poseidon3 said...

I was a ring bearer twice, but was never in anything fun. Once white jacket with black tie and pants and once in all black with a red bow tie. That was my big fashion splash on the runway. LOL