9/4/15

And so another pleasant beach party was wrecked because someone invited Doreen, who wore a whorey-looking two-piece swimsuit and even hiked it up during this group photo!

Given the choice of sitting on either the cushioned ottoman or the severe mid-century modern patio chair, Felice opted to sit on Garry...

Raymond could never understand why it always seemed to be during a key moment of "Highway Patrol" that Roseanne and Gloria began to start their foolishness, ultimately tickling until he missed the finale.

Ramon did a pretty decent job of figuring out what Roslyn wanted on her plate for supper, but he was never able to figure out what to serve cuddle bear, which annoyed her to no end since she'd told him over and over what options were good.

After the first day of crossing the Alps into Switzerland, Maria put her foot down and told Georg she wanted an easier route, especially in the shoes she'd just bought, so he and the older children carved out a passageway for some of the riskier sections of terrain...

The first thing Rip Van Winkle wanted to do upon waking up was take part in a spirited game of rugby, but since he didn't even stop to have a cup of coffee, his batteries were running low only a few minutes in!

Every morning, Peter would head into the courtyard and compare his physique to the impeccable statue there he used as inspiration, but somehow he just never seemed to measure up...