Friday, September 18, 2015

9/18/15

At Spring Bottom High School, The Tumblebums paid tribute to their foreign exchange student Yen Chang by recreating the Chinese alphabet with their bodies.
Frankie couldn't get why his mother Phyllis and grandmother Edna were so calm when clearly he'd spotted a storm with gale force winds coming right up the street!
Everyone was having so much fun at The Heinz' bi-monthly Ham & Pickle smorgasbord that no one noticed young Pietro getting a bit pickled himself on Rhine wine!
The season opener at Guccione Swim Club was always a highly anticipated event, with customers lining up for entry before the employees could even uncover the instruments in the poolside bandstand.
Brünnhilde was so delighted not only to come in eleventh in the Miss Heidelberg contest, but also because she was presented with a bottle of champagne and a disembodied pig head for use in cooking dinner that night.
Tension beneath the smiles at Wandering Acres Retirement Center gave way to a shove-down when Eloise and Jacqueline both wanted the same (and only) chair left on the lawn before the three-piece combo started to play...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eloise and Jacqueline look like they know how to rumble!

Poseidon3 said...

Hopefully the grass was soft during their smackdown!