10/14/15

Time and again, Buddy Sanzhedder was warned to avoid certain beaches during his tour of The Middle East, but he just wouldn't listen...

Denis was so hyped up about the Poison concert that when he went to cut the arms out of his shirt to make a "muscle slut" tee, he almost hacked off the letter "P!" But he still thought people could tell what it said.

Irv always had a hidden wild streak, so he gave in to it one time by cashing in his Christmas Club account and planning a trip to Montana, where he heard that some ladies wore their skirts above the calf! To prepare himself fully, he read up on the place before departing.

Feeling a little feverish while down at the river house in Butte, California, Janice Kass decided to take her temperature, but was horrified to find that she'd accidentally reached for Jack's rectal thermometer!

The Sadie Hawkins dance down at Tri-State Yacht Club was just around the corner and, as usual, Jenny had a hard time making up her mind, though she had finally narrowed her selection down to either Gib or Jason.

Barney Everett was plum sick of putting his chair out for the annual Founder's Day Parade and then having people stand in front of it, so this year he pulled his truck up to a nearby parking spot and made sure he got to see everything all right!