9/2/15

Troy took a lot of ribbing from his pals over his focus on Soviet History at college, earning the nickname "Pinko," but, as shown here, the only thing pink about him was his undies...

Madelyn had really put on the dog that Christmas Eve because she was told that one of her friends was bringing the King of Spain as a guest, but it turned out she'd misunderstood them because they'd been suffering from a cold.

Lydia had no intention whatsoever of letting that unending string of holiday goodies settle on to her fanny, so bright and early December 26th, she was up and listening to her Jack LaLanne album "Glamour Stretcher Time!"

After eighteen solid minutes of attempting to get her candles to stay upright in the holder she'd bought on sale at Macy's, Judi finally gave up entirely, but not without something of a tantrum.

All of the Marzettis were excited for little Bettina's birthday except Ezio Jr, who couldn't for the life of him understand what all the fuss was about!

Distraught after discovering that the Rankefellow Center fountain was constructed without the features he'd called for in the blueprints, architect Marc Trevi hopped into it and demonstrated just what it was he'd had in mind all along!