9/21/15

After joining The Chess Club, The History Club and Future Business Leaders of America and having each attempt fail to land Nevin a single date, he finally adopted a whole different tack and bought this t-shirt at Kresge's.

And so, with one stray honeybee buzzing around Hans, then zipping into his suit jacket and down his back, the Chicken Dance was born and was thus incorporated into all future Oktoberfests.

Frances' first visit to Jimmy up at the penitentiary was supposed to be for 30 minutes, but it took the guards so long to search her cleavage for contraband that they had to settle for a quick 7 minute get-together...

Gregg didn't deny all the other dullards and drips at the Springfill Community Pool their right to swim and frolic all they wanted, but there was no way he was going to get his suit wet because he was fabulous and he knew it, even then!

After lunch, Grandma Ev collapsed into the La-Z-Boy for a nap, but that's when Sherry decided to play beauty parlor, giving Ev a "perm" with round clothes pins and Elmer's glue...

Each of the settlers at the Roanoke Colony was given an area or two of expertise to bestow upon the nearby Croatan tribe and Phyllis' was Hair & Fashion, which she provided with diligence.