11/20/13

With supper waiting on the table thirty miles due north, Lester and Steven were going to give it one more shot this way before giving up and trying to hop the train separately.

Always one to encourage the complex and artistic side of her children rather than the basic, primary side, Susan had the nursery done over in stimulating wallpaper just prior to bringing little Geoffrey home.

Even though she had a leg up already as the only female aboard the S.S. Lucky Strike, Mavis decided to sweeten the pot with a little shoulder action designed to attract one or more of the young, virile deckhands.

By far the highlight for Peter at the Diggstown Tool & Die Convention was getting to meet Miss Power Tool of 1973, Denise Flouncey.

Initially petrified when, at Gwen's bridal shower, the front door was opened to reveal two police officers, Janice and Shelley quickly changed their mood when Janice noticed that the officers' uniform pants were "tear-away."

Third cousin Gert was really becoming annoyed with "picky pants" Larry's insistence upon wiping off every little cigarette ash that landed on the pork shanks she was grilling for Penny's G.E.D. party.