Wednesday, November 27, 2013

11/27/13

Happy Thanksgiving from Krazy Kaptions!
As Hannah sorted through the turkey carcass for the all-important wishbone, she already had a few things in mind to hope for, one being a husband who kept his dress shirt on all the way through dinner...
At the Purdue School of Cuisine during the turkey-trussing final exam, Marvin couldn't help but feel that Anton had an unfair advantage since his bird seemed to have far shapelier legs than the one he was assigned.
Nora took pride that, even as the family gathered in their underground atomic bomb shelter, she was able to put on a delightful spread for the holiday, with warning sirens only interrupting the festivities during coffee and dessert.
Things had gone pretty well between the always-quarrelling Mavis and Arthur, but when his hand ricocheted off the turkey legs and knocked over her extra-dry martini, all bets were off and it was up to the rest of the family to salvage what they could of the good china and stemware!
This Thanksgiving was a true homecoming for the Derelicks.  Sonny was granted a two-day pass from Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary, Aggie (next to him) was permitted to skip the day school for the deranged and Angelo (third from left), just in from Sweden, was only two more treatments away from becoming Angie.
As Priscilla prepared to board her ship with Plymouth Cruise Lines, she wondered aloud how there could possibly be room on deck for both a hot tub and shuffleboard courts...
After a long day at the Roanoke Junior High Harvest Festival and Craft Show, Mike and Joan were thrilled to step away from the live Thanksgiving vignette and head home for some pumpkin pie and a Manhattan or two.

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