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| Arthur was thrilled to come home from school with his report card full of A's, not because he was interested in excelling, but because his mother had promised him a home-baked apple pie if he got good grades. |
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| Celeste's daring new two-piece caused such a sensation at the beach that she caught the eye of Carlton, the handsomest lifeguard on staff, who proceeded to chase her all the way up to the ladies' changing room, very nearly making it inside! |
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| Prior to heading off to Bell State University, Graham and Alexander made certain to put aside a little cache of money to use for calling their girlfriends back home, Hedy and Ione, long-distance. |
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| Irini and Berthe stayed home for three solid weeks, determined to be on site in case Batman and Robin ever had cause to scale the side of their apartment building and on day 21, their efforts were finally rewarded when they spied the dynamic duo on their way up. |
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| Brian only remembered bits and pieces of his spring break trip to Tijuana, but one thing he could never forget was giving the cantina prostitute a ten-dollar bill and getting little Ramon as change! |
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| Somehow all the back-biting competition in the Tipsy Meadows Annual Bake-Off seemed to dissipate once the gals each got a healthy serving of Beulah's famous butter rum bread pudding with beer-bourbon sauce... |
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