Thursday, September 19, 2019

9/19/19

Mr. Shiyoki took his class for an excursion that was capped off with a river-side picnic, but unfortunately as he got up from the bench a nail caught his back pocket and tore his pants open, revealing some pink lacy panties where his jockey shorts ought to have been...!
And so all of his life after this, Jonathan wanted to be not a fireman, but the person in charge of throwing the annual fireman's holiday party!
Sven didn't find out until the end of his first day of vacation that he'd somehow managed to mistake coconut oil accelerator for his usual protective lotion, making for a rather startling transformation the following morning.

4 comments:

Shawny said...

Either Sven didn’t get the right tuck, or it must be really cold up there in Scandinavia.

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Ew!...or Ick! I'm not sure which one to use when looking at Sven. Let's just say, not my type!

BrianB said...

Sven's tan line has to be whiter than his swimsuit! Sunglasses when looking down, ladies!

BrianB

Poseidon3 said...

Poor Sven... He shoulda' just stayed in Sweden and gone ice-fishing.