Amelia Fay proudly won first place in the 46th Annual Bricker County Spelling Bee when her only other opponent spelled "cat" as "k-a-t"... |
Just before it was time to leave the pool deck, Glen ordered a Singapore Sling and a pair of wire snippers, the latter to help cut off his swim trunks once he reached the cabana! |
6 comments:
Wow, when I won the spelling bee all I got was a pad of lined paper and gold colored pencil that said along the side "From Your Friends at the Corning Kawanis"! That bitch Amelia Faye got a trophy big enough to use as a room divider! Years from now when her back hurts so bad she can't lift a donut, we'll know why!
BrianB
What can I tell you... The Bricker County educators really wanted to promote scholastic excellence. LOL
Nice try, Glen! I know you want us to believe you've got the same waist you had in high school...but, I suspect there's been a little sucking-in-of-the-stomach just prior to the photo being snapped.
Even so, I wouldn't mind a little sucking-in with Glen! Ha ha!
“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”
Ha ha! Maybe the two of them went off and opened the Bates Motel.
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