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| Faith, Hope and Charity Stillwell were the apples of their father's eye, even after Hope allowed the local college quarterback to impregnate her before they were even engaged...! |
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| Bryan had brought along his own version of a trusty pooper-scooper for their morning walk, but was more than irritated that Chester had chosen to do his business so near to a large mud puddle... |
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| Captain Hook usually took on all comers who wanted to be pirates on his ship, but even he had his standards and so Barry was denied indoctrination on the grounds of unsatisfactory pillaging garb... |
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Hey! Captain Hook was a-flamin’ in that hot pink number.
And I think the kid has the same expression I always had when encountering the characters at Disneyland—one of excitement and humor drawing over to confusion and disappointment when you realize they don’t talk.
Who is it that made the remark popular? "Awk-ward!" ;-)
I'm trying my best to ogle and get off on Bryan but, for some reason, my eyes keep shifting upwards to the Stillwell Sisters. They are fascinating me to no end. They should have been a singing act, but Hope and Charity obviously got involved in the glitzy world of fashion photography, instead...that is, after a brief stint as successful airline hostesses, rife with inter-continental romance. Faith, on the other hand, wasn't dealt the same winning hand as her sisters and had to content herself by dressing up like a Lawrence Welk regular and lip-synching in front of the television to the Champagne Ladies, whilst the boy next door (who she babysat every Saturday night) blew bubbles through a makeshift wand using Joy dishwashing liquid instead of the store-bought quality mixture. Holiday get-togethers were particularly difficult for poor Faith who, hard as she tried, could never quite compete with her sisters in the wardrobe department, no matter how much money she spent at Martha's Dress Shop. Somehow, clothes just weren't her best friend and her hair always seemed to be unmanageable, regardless of what shampoo she used. An impromptu romp with a sleazy encyclopedia salesman, one August afternoon, resulted in a near-fatal automobile accident and an unwanted venereal disease that left Faith barren...wait a minute! Why should I be giving away the whole story? Buy the book when it comes out. You won't be disappointed!
Ha ha!! Hysterical... You're ready to leave the nest now and man your own blog! Somehow the Joy dishwashing liquid made me chortle the most. :-D
Hilarious KG. Totally epic! So now it’s a book to punish us all, instead of the brief fappening it could have been...
Thanks...unfortunately, that's what happens inside my head on a daily basis. I think it comes from having read (and re-read) too much Jacqueline Susann, Pat Booth, Jackie Collins and Joan Collins (whose books, by the way, I've always preferred over those of her sister.)
If you're unfamiliar with Pat Booth, "Sparklers" and "Big Apple" are two of the more trashier novels I've ever read (and enjoyed)...if you like that sort of stuff.
As for the Stillwell sisters, let's just say one of the three isn't going to make it out alive and that somehow the family dentist plays a role in her demise...but saying anything else might just reveal the twist ending.
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