3/30/15

Savannah hoped that her hat might draw attention from the fact that she was sunbathing topless at a city beach. She just couldn't risk tan-lines that day because she had a strapless sun dress in mind for that evening!

Clinton loved to practice his guitar with his little friend Winslow (who sometimes even pitched in when it came to holding down the strings!), but one day there was a misunderstanding when Clinton played "Bye Bye Birdie" and he never saw Winslow again...

Lloyd loved to spend afternoons by the pool, but had an aversion to crowds. Even at this early hour and with such sparse attendance, he could feel in his bones that "those damn people" were eventually going to migrate out on to the grass near him.

For the first time in the two years since he'd bought his bronzed pumpkin sofa, Troy took the protective plastic cover off and he wanted Karen to be the first one to get to sit on the actual fabric.

As they wheeled him into the OR, Mr. Snozzlestein began to question his decision to undergo rhinoplasty, especially since he hadn't realized he was going to be awake for the procedure!

A dicey, never-before-aired, 1956 episode of "House Hunters" found Alma Cloghoople, her mother Vesta and her daughter Cynthia appalled at the asking price for this one bedroom-kitchen-living room-breakfast nook "ranch," which didn't even have an indoor bathroom!