Wednesday, April 1, 2015

4/1/15

As the Morale Committee at City Financial sat around to discuss who'd play who in their upcoming skit based on "The Addams Family," Carleen was thrilled to pieces that she'd been voted to portray Morticia, but everyone agreed that if Morton wanted to be Gomez, the beard would have to come off...
Ernestine had specifically requested a balcony that overlooked a clothing-optional beach and was initially horrified when she was informed that Delray had no such place, but after looking over the terrain, she finally decided that it wouldn't be so bad after all.
The dance execution class of Irene's College of Etiquette was usually one of the most enjoyable aspects of the school, but Marilyn had been up far too late and had a touch too much to drink the evening before and so this installment was something of a chore...
Prior to this group photo, young Joey's fast-encroaching bedtime had been a sore subject. After this photo, the sore subject was Walt's forehead and the bridge of his nose.
Everyone knew to stand back any time Carol had enjoyed more than one Harvey Wallbanger, for her days in the Bandling Sisters Carnival always came back to her and she was compelled to perform various bits of her old act!
Edna Mae's Czechoslovakian was more than a little rusty, which caused her to stand by this "Enter" sign for a full half hour before realizing that it wasn't a taxi stand...
After some exhaustive games, exercises and trials, it became clear to Matt that of his three sons, only Jeremy could partake in any sort of pool activity without taking on too much water, so he was the one who would most likely follow in his pop's famous water polo steps.

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Edna Mae doesn't happen to be Carol Burnett's understudy by any chance???

Poseidon3 said...

Maybe an aunt on her mother's side... LOL