Friday, March 13, 2015

3/13/15

Mildred's obscene behavior that last night during the farewell Luau ensured that she was OUT of The Ladybugs Pinochle Club for all time and would never been invited on another trip... In fact, Alberta went through all the albums and eradicated her visage from any photos containing her!
Unintended double duty occurred when, while earning her troop's merit badges in wildflower pressing, Denise fell in the lake and wound up earning the girls water rescue badges as well!
Tired of having her calves and ankles kicked by Herman during dances down at the Scuffetown, Virginia Elks Lodge, Charmaine took matters into her own hands and, with the aid of a roll of toilet tissue from the ladies powder room, set out to keep him in check.
Knowing that Billy was faltering in both science and geography, Aunt Fern decided to pitch in and show him how the ozone layer was diminishing over time due to carbon tetrachloride emission, something no one expected her to have been so tuned into...
For Tania's first gig as a car show model, she wanted to stand out, so she headed over to Western Costume and rented one of the outfits previously worn by The Golddiggers on The Dean Martin Show.
What with Grandpa Barney's life insurance check finally coming through, Grandma Louise could finally get that new Mustang she'd had her eye on and she immediately asked granddaughter Tania to snap a picture of her with it!

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

I don't know who car-models better...Tania? or Grandma Louise?

I think I'll have to go with Grandma Louise and her orthopedic shoes. She rocks!!!

Poseidon3 said...

Don't they make a hilarious twosome?? Maybe if they swapped outfits sometime it would be the best of both worlds...