Thursday, April 2, 2020

4/2/20

Tony was elated to finally be invited along to a sales conference in Maui, but he hadn't counted on being pummeled by his boss Mr. Fillburn's flailing arms as they were shown the hula by some local entertainers!
Of the three Fredericksons who frolicked on the beach that afternoon, only Herte had the foresight to wear shoes in such a rocky locale. The others had to go buy Epsom salts at the local drugstore...
Competition was strenuous for the title of Miss Outer Heineburg, especially since the small village had nearly no females that fell within the pageant's age guidelines. Fredric clinched it during the swimsuit portion.

4 comments:

Shawny said...

I think what won it for them was their poignant rendition of the popular favorite, “Sisters.”

Poseidon3 said...

Sisters by separate misters, from the looks of it!

BrianB said...

I get the feeling later in the evening Tony ended up knowing how much better it was to be pummeled by Mr. Fillburn's 3rd arm!

Living a life with a "lower center of gravity" taught Herte a lot about the physical ramifications of gravity.

Sooooo which one is Frederic? The one that's close to nipple slip, or the one who's hand is emphasizing the goods? I'm guessing the one with the perfectly placed wrist position but my eye keeps going to that caressing hand!

BrianB

Poseidon3 said...

Ha ha ha! Oh Missteerr Filburn! Yes, Frederic is on the left with the generous head of hair (and presumably better teeth!)