Tuesday, April 21, 2020

4/21/20

Easily one of The Lone Ranger's most humiliating cases was the time that Dastardly Dan made off with everything but his mask and shoes! Luckily, Tonto was on his way home from the supply store and could provide his kemosabe with an empty barrel to wear!
Mona had a mutually beneficial relationship with a few of the fellas renting the beach house next to hers. She put on a hearty spread of home-cooked vittles and they brought her a day's supply of alcohol in exchange...
Ralph's new close-cropped haircut led to severe sunburn on his first day at Pompano Beach, so he had to wear protection. Fortunately, it coordinated well with his towel.

3 comments:

BrianB said...

And the Lone Ranger never figured out why it took Tonto a week and a half to actually tell him about the barrel!

BrianB

Poseidon3 said...

Ha ha! It's so low-slung, too, isn't it?

BrianB said...

You said it! Well if the only thing that's holding that barrel up is what I think it is, then I'm in love!

BrianB