Thursday, April 16, 2020

4/16/20

As the first and only preteen mortician and funeral director in Springfield, Jason not only did a surprisingly great job, but also kept mourners' spirits light with a few yo-yo tricks directly after the graveside services...
Little Jesse Ventura's parents had an inkling that their boy was going to grow up to be a pro wrestler when he grabbed his cousin Linda's life-size doll and began battering it around his playpen, ultimately pinning it to the floor!
Sylvester just loved operating his little side-business as a Fire Island taxi driver for one. Not only did it provide welcome supplemental income, but it allowed him to get to know some of the local tourists a little bit better!

2 comments:

BrianB said...

Alice worried about where she was going to hold her wedding reception during the period of national social isolation but suddenly thought a cemetery would be the one place where there would be no problem with crowds. Then Jason showed up with his yoyo...

BrianB

Poseidon3 said...

When world's collide!