Thursday, April 9, 2020

4/9/20

Happy Easter
from Krazy Kaptions! 

Millicent did everything humanly possible to make Alexander's first Easter a special one, yet amid all the toys and trappings, it was the paper department store bag in the corner that really caught his attention...!
Although her Easter basket was sizable indeed, Sadie had been very specific about what she wanted in it. And since her parents weren't able to fulfill all of her wish list, they decided maybe they ought to remove and hide the fireplace poker before she peeled back the golden cellophane!
Ramona strenuously rehearsed a tap number in the driveway to the tune of "Easter Parade" and - on one unexpectedly violent pivot - discovered that not all her eggs were actually hard-boiled...!
Bonus Pic

Janey just HAD to have her dad stop the car so that she could pose with the "fake" giant bunny, not realizing that this had been a nuclear test site and the Lepus in question was actually quite alive... and hungry!

2 comments:

BrianB said...

Thank the Lord Ramona practiced in the driveway instead of just winging it the nest day as she tap danced her way down the church aisle to present the Baby Jesus with the annual gift of Easter Eggs. Imagine the raw eggs dripping from his halo had she used real ones instead of Mother's L'Eggs stocking containers!

I hope Sadie's parents grabbed the Fisher Price Radio off the hearth when they took away the poker. That solid wood case can really hurt when flung with enough force!

Hopefully the baked potato that Janey gave the giant bunny will distract him long enough for her to get back to the car!

I hope you have a Happy Easter, Poseidon!

BrianB

Poseidon3 said...

You had a little typo that was SO funny, I'm glad you left it in. "Nest" day instead of next! LOL And, hey, yes, those Fisher-Price toys were indeed solid and heavy, not like the 100% plastic crap that came after. Baked potato...! What a hoot!!!