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| And so the National Beauty Salon Week Pageant came to its frenzied conclusion in a Tint 'n Dye knock-down drag-out, with red-hued Renate taking first place as her competitors looked on with either disappointment or adoration. |
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| Vonetta knew that Mr. Turdbaum was the one who drove over her son Jerry's tricycle, so she waited until dusk when she could skulk over to his house and employ careful revenge... |
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| Madge was doing well in all departments of Mortuary College except for the washing & setting of the corpse's hair, so she asked Uncle Wally to pitch in as a practice mannequin the night before her big final exam. |
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Are you sure those are Beauty Salon Pageant contestants and not actresses auditioning for the role of Connie Marble in "Pink Flamingos"???
You act like it can't be BOTH. LOL
I stand corrected. How closed-minded of me.
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