5/10/16

After two straight sleepless nights thanks to Renato's colic, Martine bundled him up and ran him down to Knapp's Tavern for a quick hot toddy made with 90-proof whisky. As a bonus, they were also known for their great, er..., pies!

Jerry and Burt knew that they'd have to make it from Columbus, Ohio to Fort Lauderdale, Florida in record time during spring break, so they wired Jerry's cousin Dom in Kentucky and had him change out all the speed limit signs before their trip!

Alphonse was desperate for Tisa and Ramon to breed and keep their lineage going. After one too many false starts, he finally got them a romantic room at the Hyatt, which had worked for his now-wife Brenda, right down to the Kahlua on the rocks!