Thursday, May 26, 2016

5/26/16

If there's one thing Irv hated, it was the oncoming of autumn, when all the leaves began to fall from the foliage in his neighbor Miss Fickeltaint's yard and he could no longer watch her through the window vacuuming topless without being spotted...
Whenever Gloria only had time to do one of two things, gossip on the phone or sweep the floor, she chose to gossip, but thankfully Murray followed her all around the kitchen as she chatted and his fur managed to catch 90% of the dust on her linoleum.
It wasn't enough for Bonita to throw the most glamorous Snowball Dinner and Mah Jong Tournament in New Rochelle. If Harvey and Whirladeen Quigley didn't show up, there was no point to any of it, but thankfully they did make an appearance.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I like Irv's tree, so well trimmed. Mine continue growing like monsters!