10/23/15

Charlene only had enough money left in her trust fund for either new breasts or restorative dental work, but not both. It was clear from the reaction she got from Chester at Rosella's Italian Ziti-Fest that she'd settled on the right choice!

Anniversary party or not, Florence had just finished refinishing her parlor floor and had no intention of letting her heavy-footed friends dance the night away on it, so off to the hallway they went while she turned up the music so they could hear.

As she aged more and more Miriam Colonna's grew grayer and grayer, but strangely her mustache remained true brunette, right up until the end...

Rosamund was thrilled that Santa Claus decided to call upon her instead of skipping her house as he had for the prior two years, but she was highly displeased that he used the bedroom fireplace instead of the den and left hoof and sled marks all over her new bedding ensemble!

It took a remarkable amount of time for it to sink in for Julianne that even though Barney had brought her to The Elks Halloween Spooktacular, he was actually going to be going home with Raymond!

And so with this one snapshot, Grandma Louise was able to answer two different burning questions: Why was her jewelry box becoming more and more sparse looking over the last several weeks and how had Jessica been able to afford all the new toys and clothes that were stacking up in her walk-in closet at home?!