1/30/15

As a matter of fact, Tim wasn't really enjoying his budget cruise at all, but no one could deny that the sea air was doing wonders for his hair growth!

Ivan was always an early riser, but on this particular morning, after licking up some of the spillage on Jack & Maureen's wet bar, he was already due for a quick nap at only 9:50am!

In what was certainly a first for Noreen (aka: The Tooth Fairy), one of her recipients woke up in the middle of the night and discovered her using their bathroom! However, she knew she was never going to make the rest of her stops if she hadn't gone when she did.

Contrary to what the Life cereal commercials proclaimed ad nauseam, at home in the morning, during breakfast with his little sister Tracy, Mikey did not in fact actually like it...

After this fourth pile up at 180 Meyer Lane, it seemed clear that someone was going to have to politely ask Mrs. Hormel to quit tossing her unwanted bacon grease out onto the front lawn and sidewalk every other morning...

Barbara Jo was highly proud of the fact that, at 51, she could still slip into the party dress she wore for her 13th birthday party. And it fit beautifully so long as she never turned her back to anyone and stayed plastered to the furniture along the outer wall of the sun room...