Friday, January 23, 2015

1/23/15

Prior to heading off to Helsinki for their gender transformations, Tracy and Pat first opted to experiment during a day at the beach as male sunbathers just to see if they liked it as much as they thought they would.
True, there was a brief period of deliberating, but in the end Phyllis determined that her late husband Roy would probably not, in fact, mind if she ran through part of his estate money with her new beau Randy, the dry cleaning delivery boy.
Shep and Rudy had placed a friendly wager that whichever of the two of them popped the cork on his bottle of champagne first could go in to neighborhood good-time gal Lou Anne's apartment ahead of the other one...
At this point, some of her numerous personal possessions were beginning to encroach on the sightlines of her 21" Magnavox, even interfering with her ability to enjoy "Tic Tac Dough,"so Rosita was considering putting a few things out in the next community yard sale...
At first, Richie was eager to meet up with Snoopy and tell him how much he loved him, but after coming up to him from behind, it was clear that the famous dog really needed a trip to the groomers for a good bath before he was truly ready to meet the public.
Summer weekends with health nut Aunt Sue and her all-bran cereal, vegetarian hot dogs and her special recipe dandelion soup, tended to be torture for Brian, but the one highlight was hopping in the car on Sunday afternoon and heading into Gravelton, Indiana for some yogurt!

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

I want to see the rest of Rosita's house.

Poseidon3 said...

Proceed at your own risk! (HOARDER ALERT!)