Tuesday, January 21, 2020

1/21/20

Things got rather down to the wire for Bonita the night of the Peach Festival Dinner Dance when it was only 10 minutes until her date Jesse's arrival and Aunt Fern still hadn't finished her special hairdo...!
Lacking any real purpose in life at her age, Ione decided to become a certified lifeguard and work weekday mornings at the Clifton County YMCA, but before she took the test, she made Hiram practice floundering in their backyard swimming hole so she could see if she truly had the chops.
Erich worked third shift and as a result was a bit drowsy during his wedding ceremony to Silvana, thus, for the first time in anyone's memory, the initial toast was made with some piping hot black coffee!

4 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

My favorite part of the ceremony was when the priest said, "Do you, Laura Ingalls, take this this drunken wife-beating lout to be your lawfully-wedded husband? Do you promise to love him, honor him, and never wear that dress again as long as you both shall live?"

Poseidon3 said...

The flowers are a tad funereal, too, I think, which might have been a clue as to their future...

BrianB said...

I wouldn't be surprised of there was a coffin just off to the left of the couple. And judging by Erich's barely alive expression are we sure Silvana hasn't gone out and married herself another dead man? But points for coordinating his tie with her hideous dress!

This is one of the funniest pictures I've seen in a long time!

BrianB

Poseidon3 said...

BrianB, that's really saying something! Gives me a new bar to try to exceed....! LOL