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| All Stephanie wanted for Christmas was her two front teeth... and a Santa Claus that was slightly less creepy. |
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| For the first time in its storied history, the Fourth of July Parade in Rainbow, Alabama was being routed to run directly in front of Troy's house and he was ready for it. His only regret was that his mom failed to come up with a festive outfit for the occasion to drape across their concrete goose. |
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| Dr. Frankenstein eventually taught his monster how to be tame and polite in public, allowing for a few unguarded strolls through some of the local parks, but one thing that remained unpredictable was the creature's propensity to go to the bathroom wherever and whenever he felt like it. This time, thankfully, it could be written off to passersby as just another puddle, though it hadn't rained in days... |
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I think I'd prefer to sit on the monster's lap (wet puddle and all) instead of Santa's. He strikes me as just a little too pervy...and probably reeks of cheap booze and cheaper cigarettes.
:::Hmmph::: I guess Troy will just sit on the sidelines? (Again...) LOL
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