Tuesday, March 13, 2018

3/13/18

Melody's insistence upon having her portrait taken while sitting on the church parking lot's guard rail led to an interesting situation. Mrs. Fenneman pulled in so fast and so close that it sent Melody jettisoning across the grass squealing, "Help me, Jesus!" to the astonishment of all the parishioners in attendance.
When newly-single Bettina decided to follow through on her annual vacation plans with Irv & Carole and Gloria & Stu, she never realized the extent of the stir it would cause. The boys were happy to have her along, but the gals resented it, especially since she had brought a two-piece suit in lieu of the one she had always worn when married to Ralph...
...And so Myrtle's birthday wish was spoiled when she was all set to blow out her candles and the ever-hovering Milburn wound up with a sudden sneezing fit that took out 2/3rds of the ones closest to him!

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

I suspect, after that vacation, Bettina went home with more than just a bad sunburn.

For Carole and Gloria's sake, I really hope she didn't pass it on to Irv and/or Stu...or, even worse, Myrtle and Milburn.





Poseidon3 said...

Hmmm... I don't think Solarcaine could have helped her (or her pals) with that one, either! LOL Maybe Solarcillin! And Myrtle had already suffered enough, too....!