Monday, December 7, 2015

12/7/15

And so it became painstakingly clear to all the other Brownies at the Belgian Waffle Brunch just why Linda Kay had failed to earn her hygiene badge and had had her etiquette badge rescinded...!
A justifiably proud Edna Armfelter couldn't wait to display and sell her homemade afghans during the citywide yard sale, though she had to admit that as the afternoon wore on not only were her shoulders becoming tired, but she was beginning to feel the effects of sunburn on her forehead!
Scrapbook photo of the fourth meeting of The Sisters of New Rochelle, who gathered to discuss those whose lawn care, mode of dress and noise level failed to meet the standards that they put forth themselves...
Chet was elated to land a job as a lifeguard for local philanthropist Elroy Togglebottom, but had to admit he was confused when he showed up that first day to find out that his new boss didn't even own a swimming pool!
File photo of little-known publisher Barry Flint, whose adult-oriented magazine Rustler ran for five issues before folding under heavy competition and a lack of advertising revenue.
Greg couldn't get over his great catch on what was only his second time ever fishing! Before he could get his prey home to Valerie, though, he had to stop by Silver's IGA for two one-pound bags of breadcrumbs and a five-gallon tub of Wesson oil!

4 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

I can hardly wait for June 2016...because I think Elroy Togglebottom might just be onto something with that pool-boy scam he's got going on. Will let you know how it works out for me!

Anonymous said...

Chet, we don't really need a swimming pool, do we?

BrianB said...

When the Sisters of New Rochelle had their vote to oust Elroy Togglebottom from the community because of the way he flaunted that skimpily dressed Chet right in the front yard, they were shocked to find there was one vote dissenting his ouster! The suspicions among the ladies went on for years and eventually broke up the group.

BrianB

Poseidon3 said...

I know which way my vote would have swung! ;-)