Monday, June 8, 2015

6/8/15

Hedy was by far the most attractive and desirable young lady on Corona Island and had young men lined up in droves offering to help her diving or with her stroke...
After Daddy Ron backed over Sherman the tree squirrel, Muriel and her mother Mavis decided to hold a curbside service to memorialize the poor thing, but, as little Mary Ann could have predicted, their high-volume delivery of "I Come to the Garden" ultimately led to several noise complaints from the neighbors and a police call!
Fern could hardly wait until her master drove off to the office so that she could get on the horn and find out all the latest gossip, such as who on the block was being fed substandard dog food and, particularly, who that trashy little poodle down the street was humping in the alley behind Larry Frederick's Feed & Supply!
Rebecca thought her dazzling, mod hairdo was one of a kind until she got out to the parking lot of Mr. Karl's and realized it was discomfitingly similar to the hedges he'd recently had trimmed along the perimeter of his salon!
Sharvella had long dreamed of visiting the elaborate gardens of the palace at Versailles, but until she could gather enough funds to make the trip, this photo backdrop at the Allentown Elks Pot Luck Fundraiser would have to suffice.
Long before Wonder Woman had her famous invisible plane for transportation, she and her little sister Wonder Girl had to rely on their mother dropping them off at crime scenes in her gas-guzzling two-door coupe!

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