Wednesday, June 3, 2015

6/3/15

It had now been eight months since Ward and Clara Anderson had retrieved Bomba the Jungle Boy from the Amazonian rain forest and settled into Palm Springs and, though he adjusted remarkably quickly (while still eschewing shirts whenever possible), he was disappointed in the level of wildlife on hand to communicate with...
Making a rare appearance at the 4th Annual Sunday Funnies dinner dance were former caveman Alley Oop and his lady love Oola, who enjoyed a turkey leg and danced a bit before he conked her over the head and dragged her back to the Motel 6 for an evening of lovemaking...
Roger was desperate to see "Thunderball" at that afternoon's matinee, but was still $0.60 short of the admission money, so he scrambled around Longneck Park in the early morning hours for enough returnable soft drink bottles to get him over the hump.
Eddie & Eve Larme had played some real dives in their day, but this stint at the Pot O'Gold Room in the Rainbow Tower offered the worst dressing room options yet. They had to step into the elevator and then quickly change clothes before arriving upstairs at their destination!
Though Raetta loved Toby and Falworth and they loved her in return, she always ran into a bit of a snag when she wore this wig because it reminded Falworth of Pickles, the cute little Pekinese next door who loved to tempt him from her family room window.
Deandra was always the first to leave any gathering, much to her friends' dismay, so this time they all decided they were going to force her to hang out at the lakeside picnic until at least dusk!
Allan and Craig Geico enjoyed trying to get their banged up old cars in running order again, though it would often only be a week or so before they'd get themselves high as kites or drunk on Pabst Blue Ribbon and wreck them again!

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