6/15/15

As she turned the corner to enter the pool party over at Troy's apartment complex (The Enclosed Arms), Connie suddenly felt a huge sense of relief that she'd spent the previous two weeks drinking only butterscotch Metrecal in order to slide into her summer bikini!

While it's true that Popeye tended to eat less and less spinach as the years went on and more fried chicken, Olive Oyl, too, eventually lost the lean and lithe figure she'd once sported during their courting years...

Having his tonsils removed at age 31 was the least of Terrence's problems. It was staying with his mother for two weeks and enduring her attempts at nursing him and cheering him up which were the primary hurdles for him to jump across.

It wasn't until The Buttrams got this photo back, a week after the Memorial Day grill out, that they realized for certain why Fred's famous Bloody Marys ended up not tasting as delicious as they usually did!

Irv had all but begged Heloise not to plop down on his lap because this wasn't one of the good chairs, but she tended to do things her own way (including how she scrambled back up onto her feet shortly after the nylon in the chair gave way and sent them both to the pavement!)

Virgil took his role as head of the Sunset Village Shore Defense League very seriously and even appointed his brother-in-law Mike as deputy. As soon as he actually located the water, he intended to preside over the beach with full authority...

Shane was eager to compete in the Mick Jagger look-alike contest down at Moss's Beer Patio, though he knew he was still going to have to diet down to size 28" jeans before the cut-off for enrollment came along.