Monday, April 13, 2015

4/13/15

Abigail had been such a loud, fussy baby that Mr. and Mrs. Serling decided to expose her more to their older daughter Tina, who was far more sedate and reasonable to deal with, hoping that some of Tina's attributes might rub off on her...
Ronnieclare only had two and a half hours until her first hoedown (and an hour and fifteen minutes of that would be spent unrolling, teasing and spraying her hair!), so she invited Sandra over to give her a few quick pointers on how to square dance.
Ray Bob the wedding coordinator had given strict instructions that there be no dancing at Carleen and Dunk's reception prior to the cutting of the cake because he knew that the guests would kick up a lot of dust that would leave a fine layer all over the icing, but since one of the fiddlers struck up "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" just prior to the salad course, all bets were off!
His brother Sheridan and mama Carnelle were so focused on smiling for the camera that they entirely missed what Tony saw: a hobo coming up onto the front porch and using one of the potted holly bushes as a place to relieve himself!
Well, the results were in and it was quite clear to Howie that the new wall color and decor for his nursery (a forest animal theme) was simply not going to cut it...
Chester wanted to do everything the same as his owner Burt, so on hot days delivering crates of cardboard and other paper supplies, he donned his own little hat with a brim on it, to keep the sun out of his eyes.

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

That Christmas tree...is it a Jackson Pollock?

Poseidon3 said...

All of my FB friends were obsessed with hating that tree! LOL The decor in general, too. Someone said it's the "Oh, there's a nail..." theory of decorating. :-)