And so, sadly, as Philomena was bringing her plate for Gert to wash, it occurred to her that she was going to be experiencing the effects of Gert's corned beef and cabbage casserole for sometime thereafter...
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Photo: The exact moment that Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse experienced
the very first bump in their heretofore happy relationship. It came
about when Mickey lingered a bit too long during a photo op with park
visitor Crystal Mist.
Although ticket sales were light for that first performance at Lester's Roadhouse & Pony Keg, it wasn't long before Dirt, Breeze and Flame took off and almost had a hit single on the R&B chart...
Sadly, the night the smoke alarm went off, other than the musicians in back, the five members in the audience ended up injuring themselves on the drum set in an attempt to reach the fire exit.
Fret not! I have no attention of abandoning you. It's simply that my living arrangements alternate between two locations, one of which is without internet. So, if I disappear for a short period, I'll eventually be back.
Crystal Mist might think she's just another Mickey Mouse fan but both me and Minnie know that nothing good comes from someone who wears a Holly Hobby crop top to a fan event. We got your number, hussy!
Well Poseidon having graduated myself from "pinch an inch" to "grab a slab" a few years back, I knew I had to be careful not to go too far on Crystal Mist!
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Sadly, the night the smoke alarm went off, other than the musicians in back, the five members in the audience ended up injuring themselves on the drum set in an attempt to reach the fire exit.
I guess the pillow didn't help buffer them at all in the melee...
Glad to see you back and still attending the twice-weekly Krazy Kaptions!
Fret not! I have no attention of abandoning you. It's simply that my living arrangements alternate between two locations, one of which is without internet. So, if I disappear for a short period, I'll eventually be back.
Crystal Mist might think she's just another Mickey Mouse fan but both me and Minnie know that nothing good comes from someone who wears a Holly Hobby crop top to a fan event. We got your number, hussy!
BrianB
Hilarious, BrianB! And no one who can pinch an inch should rock sideways like that when their midriff is bare...! #SpecialK
Well Poseidon having graduated myself from "pinch an inch" to "grab a slab" a few years back, I knew I had to be careful not to go too far on Crystal Mist!
BrianB
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