Friday, June 28, 2013

6/28/13

Twenty minutes into their stay at the Larchmont Motor Inn and Carolyn knew it was going to take a stiff drink every half-hour to put up with Sandra's peppy attitude...
This was the straw that broke Reginald's mother's back.  Never again would she permit him to take a window seat on the school bus when it was "picture day."
It might have felt broiling hot to everyone else, but to Scottie, it was darned brisk out there in the raft.
The Petersons went to extraordinary lengths to hide their dysfunction.  It worked for about six or seven years until the local prisons and psych wards began to fill up with them...
Fun-loving gal that she was, Marguerite could have a blast most any place, but Selina was having none of it and was ready to ditch this lousy party after 45 minutes.
Tommy was certain that the single piece of London broil was enough to feed the six of them, but in his heart Cliff was very glad that he'd stopped for a package of brats and a tub of potato salad.
Child prodigy Ozzie Putterman was one of the youngest golfers ever to turn pro and his prototype golf cart/stroller is still the gold standard in some circles of toddler athletics. 

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