Tuesday, July 12, 2016

7/12/16

Even though he'd pushed hard for the program, Mr. Donovan was nevertheless anxious on the first day he was to teach Sexual Education at Filmore Elementary, so he created Hymie the Happy Sperm to help ease some of the tension.
Alphonso knew that his new pal Christoph was sensitive about his diminutive height around new people, so he thought that a costume party would be just the right time to introduce him around. Unfortunately, he stepped on Christoph's foot just as they were about to leave and wound up unable to attend after all...
Johnny couldn't understand how he ran out of film so quickly at Edith's Canasta Party, but when he developed the film - and found eight almost-black photos of his zipper and two abstract shots of his whiskery chin - he figured out what had happened...

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Pet Please: Edith's glasses
Pet Peeve: Creepy f**kin' Christoph
Pet Sleaze: Mr. Donovan

Poseidon3 said...

Wow, you let Johnny off light! LOL (And, as another friend pointed out to me, he has a cigarette in each hand and is smoking a third one! :::cough:::) Maybe Pet Wheeze? ;-)