Friday, June 21, 2013

6/21/13

It took a whole team to make sure that Yolanda was (safely) tan for the annual Timberlake Pot Luck and Square Dance, with Ma closely looking out for mosquitoes and hints of too much sun while Gypsy stood guard against any hungry coyotes. 
Mary Sue was confused by her mother-in-law Jackie's behavior.  She had been kind enough to meticulously construct her wedding dress from the Butterick "The Sound of Music" Pattern Collection, but then turned around and "pulled a Baroness" on her by wearing her hair a distracting foot-and-a-half high!
The entire family was elated that Chip Jr. was finally getting married, but his mother Seraphina had still not granted her full approval of the match-up.
Freddie and Yvonne weren't ones to stand for too much ostentation for their big day and so were happy to elope rather than go through a huge wedding, especially since Freddie Jr. was only four months away at this point!
The St. Olaf Chamber of Commerce spared no expense at their bi-weekly Kielbasa and Pickle Relish Lunch 'n Learns.
Reggie thought that his wife Valerie did a pretty decent job as Queen Elizabeth I at the season-long Renaissance Fair in Pickerington, Illinois.  It's just that she kept that same, bossy, regal air about her when she got home each night and took the wig off!
Mary may very well have had a little lamb and might have taken it to school one day, but Ricky thought it was far more impressive to take Henrietta on his paper route each and every morning!

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