Thursday, June 20, 2013

6/20/13

On Buddy's final weekend before being remanded to Federal custody for an interstate morals violation, the Rondholders gathered for one last family portrait. 
The businessmen of the Felicity Elks Club knew that the exclusive Knotty Pine TV Room was the only place to catch the latest sporting events and, due to its popularity, had placed an order for several more chairs.
This was the worst Christmas ever for Cynthia, who had burned through all of Clifton's rotten presents and still never came to one with an engagement ring in it!
Prom night in Bodega Bay meant only one thing:  white jackets for the men in order to camouflage all the bird poop.  The ladies generally just took their chances and hoped for the best.  
Scotty couldn't mask his disappointment any longer at having scored so much cheap and unexciting candy this Halloween and was making a mental note already as to who's house would be egged before the next sunrise.
Beatrice was all smiles on the outside, but it really burnt her butter that the VERY first time she'd taken off the plastic slip covers, Albert had managed to spill coffee on her tufted turquoise armchair...
Ramon was Maryville's number one television salesman, but he'd clawed his way to the top dishonestly by espousing the benefits of color TV to all the devoted fans of "I Love Lucy," "The Twilight Zone," "Perry Mason" and "The Alfred Hitchcock Hour."

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