Thursday, June 21, 2018

6/21/18

Some of the neighbors were more than wary of Sabrina, The Pre-Teen Witch, but her parents were certainly grateful to her for, with just the slightest twitch, she was able to turn their trusty old black & white television into one that broadcast in living color!
And so it was that Stefanie determined what she'd expected for weeks now. Her recently purchased Tussy underarm deodorant was not doing the trick the way that Secret had and it was beginning to affect her social life.
Arthur wanted to take part in all the exercises and calisthenics that his father Bob did, yet seeing as how repeated headstands had seemingly worn away Bob's hair, he thought twice about heading down that same road himself...

4 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

For political and sexual reasons, I'm self-censoring the comments I wanted to make and, in their place, will say, "Nice cocktail spread, but we could do without the unlit candles."

Note: Heading out of town tomorrow. Will return in a couple weeks time, providing there are no other emergencies (family or otherwise)

Poseidon3 said...

You never have to censor yourself with me... I'm good with all of it! P.S. - My mother was a stickler for lighting new candles and immediately blowing them out because unused wicks were a superstition and a sign of un-welcomeness to guests!

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

One of the comments had something to do with transforming caged children into decorative art.

The other had something to do with me not scuffing my knees.

Poseidon3 said...

Ha ha ha! I figured you were somehow going to imply something untoward between ARTHUR and his father, not yourself...! Greedy.