Tuesday, April 5, 2016

4/5/16

Under normal circumstances, Arch wasn't much of a gossip, but he couldn't believe his ears when Suzette called and told him all about who had spit up on Mayor Ramsey's tie and who went doo-doo in their dah-dah at the Shriner's Circus.
Lolene was desperate to hire a stripper for Elaine's birthday bash, but after shelling out for all the food, spiked punch, decorations and other party supplies, there was only enough dough leftover to hire Mort, whose ecdysiastic talents were minimal.
Knowing that he was not supposed to be swimming in the fountain at Falhaber Park, at the first sign of police Jimmy hopped over into some foliage and began a futile attempt to disguise himself as a piece of statuary.

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Oh, great!...a triple creep-out.

I know a certain Girlyskirt who's going to be having a restless night's sleep.

Poseidon3 said...

Awww... Arch is no scarier than Mel Torme (that said....) and I thought you'd like Jimmy's patterned swimwear!