Tuesday, January 26, 2016

1/26/16

After some trampled grass and assorted litter on his front lawn, Mr. Garner decided to invest in an attack dog, but, as it turned out, Brutus was scared of his own shadow and the first time anyone headed up the walk, he bounded up into the eaves, taking his "Beware of Dog" sign with him!
Sylvester was always skeptical of fair-weather relatives such as cousin Pete and knew that when his owner Helen drifted off for her afternoon nap someone was going to have to look after her pocketbook!
Reginald heard his owners Mr. & Mrs. Smithson inquiring with each other as to where various things had disappeared to such as his left slipper, his shaving brush and her Sunday panties, so he darted over to his toy chest to protect all of his recent finds!

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