1/21/16

Jessamyn felt it was past time for Herman to take off his shirt and get some color on that belly of his, but every time the sun hit it, incoming ships mistook the glare as a signal from shore that there was a low-tide or sharp coral warning and turned around without docking!

Inspired by her tree in the front yard, Myrtle designed a new hat for herself and decided to pose next to it for comparison. Unfortunately, a woodpecker who had taken up a home in the tree mistook her for a similar species and began to rat-a-tat-tat on her head until her glasses fell off!

Following her divorce from John Warner, Elizabeth Taylor couldn't get back to Hollywood fast enough, though some of her friends felt the need to point out that during her six-year union, she'd packed on a few pounds and allowed her fashion sense to slide a bit. So it was off to LaLanne's for some floor exercises and the stationary bike, followed by Sak's and Bloomingdale's for a whole new wardrobe!